STOP THE PRESSES!!!
I am now officially employed! Yes, Valley General Hospital realized that they couldn't run their business without my services (snicker, snorkle, snark) and, in their infinite wisdom offered me a job! I'll be working nights on their Medical/Surgical/Telemetry unit as a Registered Nurse. Imagine that!
I don't know when I start just yet, the official job offer has to be tendered by their HR department, I have to officially accept, and my orientation has to be set up. Plus, I have to pass the NCLEX.... and I take it Thursday, 1/25.
Wish me luck!